Sunday, February 12, 2006

Some Kadis

These are some Kadis I recieved some years ago that were still in my inbox. You might be knowing most of these, but hey I tried them on a younger cousin of mine and he didnt know most of them. So, here I put up a list of Kadi jokes that were once famous...

person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum..
person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....
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nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha
naaku suttudum
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nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum
nabar 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu
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nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum
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Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasanai pudikkum ?
Person 2 : Pakkath veetu Srinivasana-i pudikkum
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Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
Person2 : AAN KING (!)
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Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ?
A:'Crane'
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Q:Which bird can write
A:'Pen'guin
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Q:Pura(Dove) kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu correcta poi serum?
A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.
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A: What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM
B: Mazhai may not come!!
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Person 1: What's opposite of Krishnaswamy ?
Person 2: Krishna did not see me!
Person 1: then what's opposite of Krishnaveni?
Person 2: Theriyalaiyea!
Person 1: T.Nagar Bus stand! (He! He! (Krishnaveni theatre is opposite to T.Nagar Bus stand at Madras)
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Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
Student: Yeranguya !
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MAN 1: "Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu " ?
MAN 2:"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum "
MAN 1:"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? "
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Two College students finish their History exam and walk out of the exam hall. First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam .
Second Student: Ippo Dhaane COPY (...kapi/Coffee..) adicche ..Yedukkuda Tea?
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Customer : Waiter! Yennai-paa saapad-lei oery ambathu-paisa coins-aa iruku?"
Waiter : "saar neenga thaaney meals-il change vennun-nu sonningey !"
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What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.
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How do flies communicate?
eee-mail
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What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu
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What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out
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Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliya sapda mudiyaadhu.
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LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga.Yaen?
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.
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Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
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Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?
Seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
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LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
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Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum?
Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.
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Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
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Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?
Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
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Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
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Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-yathedindu lankai
kelambumbodhu kadal-ai thaandarathukku varar. Appo enna achariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yaen?
Enna, Where there is a will, there is a way.
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Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna?
Promise.
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Traffic Inspectors enna paste use pannuva?
Signal.
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Harischandra-kku pudicha biscuit enna?
True.
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Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum?
Pin valayium.
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Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu. Athu anga enna vangum?
Muchu Vangum.
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Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga theatre kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
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Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa?
Nikumo-Nikado
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Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam? Avar Non-violinist. Vaidyanathan Violinist.
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Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Bala Tiruppura Sundari
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Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?
Sumar, anjara maasam.
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Oru maami idli-a thalaila vechinda. Yaen?
Enn-na idli poo pola irundhudhu.
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Kadri Gopalnath - Kunnakudi jugalbandi censor board banpannina.Yaen?
Romba Sax and violins

5 comments:

vinod kumar said...

Hey man. Its a good post. I forgot many of these kadis.
I now only got in my mind after seeing your kadis that most of them are known to me.
But i must thank you because i forgot most of them.

Coooooooooooooool man.

Cheers.

Marc Z said...

Just don't use them in college if you want to live.

I liked these:

What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.

What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out

Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum?
Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.

And this was really horrible:

Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga theatre kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.

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