Sunday, September 30, 2007

A day of catastrophes

The day before yesterday, at 11 PM, Visu, Vinod, Sunil and I at last reached at a consensus and decided to go to Hindustan Engineering college to attend their CSE symposium. The next morning we had two bikes amongst ourselves, and we were four in number, so off we went. Vinod went off on his bike taking Sunil along with him, while I drove Visu on Sunil's bike. This rather complicated arrangement came into being because Sunil does not have a license, and had lost his LLR. Bravo!

And so it was that I found myself on a Pulsar, barreling down the Medavakkam-Sholinganallur connecting road at a 100kmph, when suddenly the machine started making funny noises, Thwack, thwack, thump, clump, kwoing, vrooooom, dzzzz..., pitched back and forth and stalled. Presto, we were left in the middle of nowhere with a bike without petrol, 7kms from any civilization, and 11kms from the nearest petrol bunk. So much for Sunil's promises claiming that the bike had enough petrol to last the distance despite being in reserve. And so, Visu and I started pushing the bike, while Vinod and Sunil went off in search of a petrol bunk ahead. We'd trudged along for nearly three kilometers and the Mohammed Sathak College buildings were just peeping up above the horizon, when Vinod and Sunil returned with a bottle of (life-saving) petrol. We poured it in using our hands as a funnel, and at last the bike started up. Phew.

Again we started off, and the rest of the drive was uneventful, and we managed to reach the place in one piece. There we found that the opening ceremony was only now winding to a close despite a major part of the day having gotten over. We registered, waited out the boring speeches to end, and made our way to the auditorium where the quiz was being held. The prelims involved a powerpoint presentation with 30 questions, and many of the questions had options and stuff like that. Not only that, the prelims were conducted in batches, all of them having the same sets of questions. Brilliant. A couple of teams wrote the prelims twice, and yet only one of them managed to qualify. The other team managed to get into the finals by replacing another team that'd gone off to do the debugging finals. We got into the finals pretty much legally, having written the prelims only once. The finals were crappier than the prelims because we were needed to debug programs, write code, answer questions from documentaries on operating systems, and asnwer rapidfire technical questions. Well, they are perfectly justified in asking questions of their choice, its their show. But there shouldn't have been so much disparity between the type of questions asked in the prelims, and the finals. If we'd known, we'd have forfeited the quiz and walked out, and would have attended the other events, for whose finals we'd qualified without any hassles.

Ultimately the quiz involved a tie for the first place between the Sairam team and the Loyola team, and things nearly broke out into fistfights, what with the Loyola team not understanding the tie-breaker's rules that were being held, and when at last a tie-breaker was held that was acceptable to all parties was held, the Sairam fellow won it, and we had a clear winner, with the Loyola team leaving in a huff. Earlier Visu and I had lost in the finals of the networking challenge, and while I was in the quiz finals with Sunil, he and Vinod lost the debugging. They managed to salvage a third place in the web-designing, for which they received 300Rs worth gift voucher giving you treatment at some beauty salon, and no certificate.

And so we screamed back into Tambaram and gate-crashed into Krishna's home and bugged him till it was pretty late, and then we all went home.

Yours catastrophically,
Sundar.

18 comments:

TD5M4PP3R said...

LOL ! hilarious !

Well... interesting quiz da.. Im going to ask Janet Jackson's mother's name in debugging next time.

Sundar said...

Yeah you should. That'd make sense.

Marc said...

Mrs. Jackson?

visu said...

ya da, the quiz was really nice with questions like "no of modules in IIS".. and had u been in network security finals u would have surely shouted at them!. they had this brilliant strategy, 6 teams were hunting for a common goal and that one among them have got it he shouted the answer in joy, so now, whoever hears it and puts them next in the pc wil be the second and thus the third. excellent no?
and with the debugging, the compiler will close in 30 mins !!! and also it had its own semantics !!! yet another brilliant work...
hey, at least u got a KUBUNTU CD da... !!!!

TD5M4PP3R said...

@visu

dude.. which compiler did they provide ?

Was it a Windows based GUI compiler.. I mean the one at MNM ?

navneeth said...

i am so happy

kicha said...

This is the era where the boundary between various events are gradually disappearing. It won't be long before you are required to sing, dance, walk the ramp etc in a quiz. The world is going to pieces. Kalki!

Sundar said...

Yes, Kalki!!

Vinod said...

i dont know why almost all the colleges are changing the rules of actual quiz. even if its tech why dont they conduct it in a better way?!!!!! God only can help them. I think this symposium era is gonna come to an end. From now on almost all the symposiums will be like this only. I am happy that we will finish our college life by that time.

Sundar said...

Yeah. Its kubuntuish if you ask me.

vamsee said...

hey it pretty bas for your team.But I am happy that my friends won the battle

R..Bala said...

Hi da sundar,I was extremely happy cing ur coments in my bog for the post ugly side of cricket.I would be pleased if u can add my blog link in ur blog........Keep blogging machi

praveenzone said...

hi sundar...

nice posts, good use of templates and nice Title for your blog. I'll keep on visiting your blog. Expecting more fun facts from you.

Sundar said...

@Vamsee.. Yeah, all's well that ends well...

@Bala... Adding a link to your blog would be a pleasure... Wil do it soon.

@Praveenzone
Thanks a lot da..

sathukudi said...

oh that was so catastrophic..
the fatal beating was a good one.. i too started searching for those videos.. seems..
we both alone have "thoughts" among our friends..
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sathukudi said...

will add u in ma blog rolling.. & it will be cool if u do the same..
regards
sathish

Mahesh said...

Ha ha.. many symp happens like this da..but the quiz which u have mentioned here is the best ever comedy i have ever witnessed.

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